I just compared my retail job to Dynasty haha. I think it would be a more glamorous shopping experience if the women wore elaborate Bill Blass gowns and the men wore Armani tuxes haha

The Partridges are too cute!

The Partridges are too cute!

Speaking of Fran Fine and Loehmann’s..

"The vest says, ‘let’s do lunch,’" but the culottes say ‘you’re paying.’"

"The vest says, ‘let’s do lunch,’" but the culottes say ‘you’re paying.’"

Frankie, Annette, Pee-wee and Christmas…who could ask for anything more? “I need 500 of each of these by SUNDOWN!”

eeee! A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes: The Annette Funicello Story is my FAVORITE TV movie of all time! All the parts are on YouTube! yay! I haven’t seen this in years, in case you couldn’t tell!

yaaaaaaay! It’s time for kitschy Christmas specials! Can you guess which is my favorite?

This has just made my night: Matthew Lawrence is going to be in a schmaltzy TV movie in which he plays the hunky son of Santa who is heir to the sleigh and is on Earth as a mall Santa in the hopes of finding himself a Mrs. Claus to bring back to the North Pole with him. This is also a bitchin’ publicity still as the deadhead girl from Freaks and Geeks is trying really hard not to do duckface, and Matthew Lawrence is wondering how on Earth he wound up in an Ion Christmas TV movie. I love it. November 29th.

This has just made my night: Matthew Lawrence is going to be in a schmaltzy TV movie in which he plays the hunky son of Santa who is heir to the sleigh and is on Earth as a mall Santa in the hopes of finding himself a Mrs. Claus to bring back to the North Pole with him. This is also a bitchin’ publicity still as the deadhead girl from Freaks and Geeks is trying really hard not to do duckface, and Matthew Lawrence is wondering how on Earth he wound up in an Ion Christmas TV movie. I love it. November 29th.

eeee! how cute! Homer looks so cute as a tuba <3

"I’m not the Tin Man!"

I was going to be Lindsay Weir, but nobody at my retail job would get it. :( I’ll post my very last minute costume later.

Kenan Thompson Doesn’t Think WoC are “Ready” For SNL

I smell bullshit, Pierre Escargot.

This is too much. Craigy Ferg and his delightful Scottish brogue talking about Pee-wee’s Playhouse. <3 

OH MY GOD MY DREAM PARTIALLY CAME TRUE—now we need Wendy, Marie, Dolly and Miss Yvonne to host a panel show together. My four fantasy aunts together AT LAST.

haha, I’m 27 and still say “I’m soooo drunk!” after like, two drinks haha